{YTP} ~ The Price is Rice CLASSIC

{YTP} ~ The Price is Rice CLASSIC


ᵒʰ⸴ ᵛᵉʳʸ ʷᵉˡˡ You’re wearing a crown, are you a princess? – I AM a princess! – Princess Jessica, where are you from? – I’m a princess. – Princessica, where you from? – Odarolorado! – Where all the princesses are from! [crowd cheers] All right, Jessica, where are you from? [crowd cheering continues]
– Odarolorado! – All right, Jessica you ready to play? – I’m ready to play. – Okay? – I’m ready to pl
-ay? – I’m ready to pleady to play. – Oh. [mouth clicking] – I have no idea what’s going on. – Neither do I! – Well, let’s play. – I’m ready to play. – You ready?
– I’m ready. – Ready to play?
– Ready to play. – Okay, tell me what we’re gonna do now. – Play. – Play?
– Yes! – All right, Jessica. You ready TO PLAY?! Well? – No. Oooohhh… sorry Jessica.. On you go over there, sass! We’re gonna play a game called FamathOoOOooO the Mammoth. [crowd cheers] All you have to DOO is tell me, is the cost of the pool table $1,895, or is the value of the pool table $1,895? or is the cost of the pool table four? [Shadow, voiceover] A pool table and an Eevee! [crowd cheers] – Or is is the the value of cost of the pool pool tabe-table bull? You get the pool table! [Shadow] And second… This sexy TV is equipped with triple-X web browser! [Craig] Wow! – I’m ready to play. [crowd cheers]
– Man, that’s awesome! You get… the pool table. Aaaahh! [Shadow] Well, Craig, we haven’t given anything. – Nicole… Nicole? [strange stuttering sound] Nicole? Jon? Ah!
[speech is reversed, but still can be parsed] – Aargh! – Eight fifty?
– Eight fifty! – Ah. Alright, are we eight-fifty? – No, eight-fifty! – Negatives? – No, eight-fifty! [speech returns to normal]
The actual retail price of this item is… *unintelligble yelling* -dollars it is you! [muffled] you! You made it! YOU MADE IT! {NoW} [upbeat synth pop plays] (voiceover) I have run over 1,000 people down these aisles! It’s Sweepermarket Soup! – And hello to you, and welcome to Sweepermarket Soup! [silence] Well, our contestants are ready to go. – (all, in unison) I’m ready to play! – We’re having fun now! Ereth, relax over there. We’ll see who else we have playing. Jeff, hello.
– Hi there. – How do you know Jenny? – Our one-year anniversary. [crowd claps]
And Jenny, what do you do? – I am a part time– – Susan, how do you know Karen? – She’s my sister. She’s cis. – Oh, of course. Of course you are, Karen. What do you do?
[Susan and Karen laugh] – I’m firm. – Oh, of course. Of course you are, Karen. Jessica, how do you know Chris Christy? – We met. – And what do you do now, Kristy? – I’m a full-time mom.
– And Jessica? – I’m a full-time orange. – And you’re studying? – Um… No. [laughs] – Sexy. [tense music plays] Round. Women. Lick. Pleasure. Explosion! Yeah we’re [laughs] Okay, you ready to play the game? (all in unison) NO – Six letters in the word. The clue is… E [ding] Karen? -(in David’s voice) E. – Let’s see… [“correct” sound effect, crowd cheers]
Estrogen! Now in this next word, there are letters. A Mellow Yellow [ding] Kristy? – Chiquita banita banita banita – Yes!
– banita banita banita banita… – Okay. Now this next one has ten words, and there are two letters. The clue is… “The Pink”. L O L
[ding] Kristy? – “lol” – Yes, you guys are fast! Let’s find out who’s gonna get the ten seconds. Get your hands on your butts. We have a four-ounce bottle of poo, a six-and-a-quarter-ounce bottle of Ammen’s Cooling Extra-Strength Medicated Extra-Cool Aftershave Powder, and a three-and -a-half-ounce bottle of aqua. Which four of these four you think sells for over three dollars? Over two dollars. Three, one, or twenty? Lock in your answer. If you’re right, you get one extra seconds of sweep time. All ten of you get it, I’ll throw in another three seconds in our next game. What I’m gonna do here is read a clue about a product. Now, all you have to do is name the celebrity. – Barbara Hershey? [crowd cheers, claps]
– Harry Anderson it is! And Tyson chicken! [clapping recedes] And remember, the team whose runner sweeps up the most wins the game. That’s the team that gets one poppy seed bagel, three egg bagels, and one kaiser bagel. On your mark, get set, Bay-go, Susan! (voiceover) And there goes Susan! A-ha! I figured she was on her way to fill up her diaper. Jessica and Kristy of Team 2 look pretty happy just waiting for their turn. Over in the gore section, Jeff’s into the babies. Oh my God, Jeff! – EEH- Jeff’s wife Jenny eggs him on in the deli section, where he’s tossing under the watchful eye of Orville Redenbacher. {NoW} [horns play the same note several times] We’re proud to present, Jeopardy’s Tooth! Ah! Yee! And I’m proud to present the two stars of Jeopardy, Fart Lemming and Start Phlegmming! (in unison) We’re delighted that some surprise guests are here to help us celebrate this wonderful occasion. You know, if we were on once a week, this would be our fortieth week. We’ll be starting our ninth year on BBC, as it is. And during that time, we’ll be starting our forty-ninth month. (echoed) A remarkable amount of time. More women than men watch the show, But approximately two enbies appear as contestants to every man. it is theoretically possible for a player on a single show to win 28,047 women. And lastly, it is theoretically possible for a player on a single show to win. [applause] I don’t think that’s gonna happen today. [drumroll plays]
– This is Dr. Elliot Schwenn, the winner of dollars. This is Mrs. Eight-Thousand-Two-Hundred and Fifty Dollars. And this is Mr. Burns. [drumroll continues] And this is Mr. Mel Brooks! [applause] – I have two charities, both involving young people in my own home. One is called Jeff, for an 11 year old boy who needs a kid, and the other is called Sherman, For a 17 year old trans boy who was very seriously injured in a JEOPARDY game. – How heartwarming, sir. – I’m playing for the Met.
– Well, how nice. We meet our third champion. Mr. Kirk Cameron, a businessman from Larchmont, New York. – Frf, frf, frf, yeng, Frf, frf, frf, yeng – Truly very important. Well, the categories are: French Cuisine, Comics and Cuisine, Jerks at Work, Settings, The Actor AND the Troll, and Religious Cartoons suggested by this drawing. [ding] Jane? – Uh, who is Superman? – That’s right, Clark Kent is. – Oh, I’ll try 100 again. – $100. All right. The answer is, “Full name of the character giving a lecture in the following film.” You used my cell phone. 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 That can only mean one thing. 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 You need mommy. [percussion loops] Youyooyooy You used my thing. Eh Yeah. Ever since I left Cincy you… 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 You make me feel myself. [Nervous laughter]
– Okay, Jane. – Who is Drake? That is right. [applause] Three untouched categories, what are you gonna do?
– Let’s try Jerk for 20. – Fine. [bell rings] I’m sorry, there’s the bell. And in one minute, we’ll roleplay 2001. [applause] {NoW} (Craig Ferguson’s voice) You got your you you, you got your you you, you you you your- (AOE2 Viking voice) Til Bardaga! And finally, Jeff may be an emerging 2-month-old baby fashion icon, Nothing creepy about that! But there’s one thing he can’t do is legally operate one of these. *Cheering*
*Nicole squeals* EH! EH! This Showcase is yours! -No, I’m goin’ to bed! -You’re gonna bid?
-Bed! Bed! Alright, alright… … Nicooole? [Triumphant dinging] Yea-ha Nicole? Thanks for watching The Price is Rice! Remember to spay and neuter your pets. {NoW} (reversed) deneppah reven taht

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