COOK YOUR PET — DONG

COOK YOUR PET — DONG


Hey Vsauce I’m Jake and DON’T POP IT.com,
so instead let’s just wait…ok…this is taking too long (2). What does the Rap board
have to say…okaaay well luckily I have a lot more DONGs just for you…things you can
do online now, guys. Every last drop goes through every last fact
about water usage in the UK with an awesome animation to go along with it….for example
⅓ of water is lost in leaky pipes before it even gets to our homes. Or virtually leave your home and see the sights
of Tokyo. This 150 gigapixel image was shot from the top of Tokyo tower over 2 days, is
made up of 10,000 images and it took 12 weeks to stitch together. Then explore more of Japan by hiking the summit
of Mt. Fuji using Google Street View. But instead of exploring photos, turn them
8bit with Super Pixel Time. You upload whatever image you want, set the style and let it pixelate. If you’d rather make something from scratch
check out Neon Flames that lets you paint with said flames. Choose your color and the
longer you hold the mouse down the more intense the light becomes. Soon enough you’ll have
a master piece like this… And while you’re being artistic, listen to
wikipedia. Bells indicate an addition to an article and strings represent a subtraction.
The change of pitch depends on the size of the edit, and new users create a beautiful
swell. Clicking on any of the dots will take you to it’s corresponding page and the whole
thing is quite soothing. For something even more relaxing there’s (“WHAT”)…ug…for
something (“WHAT”)….Lil Jon you’re very annoying (“YEAH!”). Ya know what? Let’s Human Chop, a fun gruesome
flash game where you chop down large objects and crush the little guys beneath. Ah, I feel better now so lets check out a
game Mr. Orange Paper sent me called Sinuous. You have to avoid the endless waves of red
dots and grab power ups. It seems easy at first and then, well…. you die. Boooooo…..tube. Bootube takes away all the
awesome videos (like vsauce), and feeds you only the worst rated ones on YouTube. Speaking of feeding, I’m getting hungry, mind
if I cook your pet.com? They have plenty of recipes and who could resist a vanilla sundae
with dog blo…you know what…I’m good…I’m good. I’m just going to go play Icarus Proudbottom
Teaches Typing, an amazing game that not only makes typing fun, it makes it awesome. From
Holy Wow Studios, Icarus Proudbottom instructs you with hilarious fictitious facts about
typing and then proceeds to shame you when you perform poorly. Once you’ve become king (or queen) of the
keyboard, use this great website to draw with text. Pick your font, the size and the words
and draw away. Then have it all translated by R2D2 (Jake, you are so strong and handsome).
Oh, R2, you always know just what to say. But I don’t when it comes to computer jargon,
which is why I use the Hollywood Tech Jargon generator. Then I have Emoji tracker keep tabs on every
emoji used on twitter in real time…. Awww hearts are the most popular, humanity is saved. And it is all thanks to this penguin that
hollowichigo56778 showed me from the game Ripple Dot Zero. You play a genetically modified
battle penguin that kills bad guys to escape the laboratory that has imprisoned his flightless
little body. If you’re trying to escape it helps to have
the key..chords… a great tool that lets musicians learn new chords and progressions
without having to go back to school for music theory. Add the chords you want to try and
see how it sounds, then pick your favorite and learn a new song. It’s a zip, a fun game that has you as a tiny
adorable creature jumping through multi colored boxes making your way to the target. Be careful
not to be the same color as the bottom block or you’ll fall to your death. Your horrible,
horrible death. But it’s hard to be down when you’re playing
with this thing. I have no idea what it is, but it’s really cool. Use the Daylight Hours Explorer to see how
many hours of sun you’ll receive on a specified date and latitude. The closer you get the
poles the more disparity there is between night and day. No matter what time of day you can always
be Hunting Arrows. You have to direct your colored arrows away from the black ones or
else they get splattered onto the backdrop. Send me your DONGs via a YouTube Message or
on my Facebook. I’m Jake and as always, thanks for watching.

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